LOL!!! I almost fell off my chair!! Hmm, didn't think we were "closest friends" but whatever... (I know you couldn't think of anyone. LOL)
Thanks.

--True Friendship--
None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,
But never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cute little smiley faces on this card --
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
Because you are my friend.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

Send this to 10 of your closest friends,
Then get depressed because you can only think of 1.

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and i move too slow
and i think too fast
and the first rainbow i see will be the last

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"Hope says yes when nobody asked." ~ Laotion proverb

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Thanks for the fav! And you discovered Evan? AWESOMENESS

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"Hope says yes when nobody asked." ~ Laotion proverb

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Thanks for the comments and the favorite!

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-Ita alright to be in SANE!!!
"The arguments against insanity fall through with a soft shirring sound;
these are the sounds of dead voices on dead records.."-Stephen King,Liseys Story

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-Ita alright to be in SANE!!!
"The arguments against insanity fall through with a soft shirring sound;
these are the sounds of dead voices on dead records.."-Stephen King,Liseys Story

(you Bad Gunky Whoredog!)
Fridge pickers wear bigger knickers!!!!

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-Ita alright to be in SANE!!!
"The arguments against insanity fall through with a soft shirring sound;
these are the sounds of dead voices on dead records.."-Stephen King,Liseys Story

(you Bad Gunky Whoredog!)
Fridge pickers wear bigger knickers!!!!

Ooo!! Thank-you!! Yes. XD <she says as she jumps up and down>

Aww...im certain Im not the only one who likes your gallery.Im super!
Wanna be friends?

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-Ita alright to be in SANE!!!
"The arguments against insanity fall through with a soft shirring sound;
these are the sounds of dead voices on dead records.."-Stephen King,Liseys Story

(you Bad Gunky Whoredog!)
Fridge pickers wear bigger knickers!!!!

Thank-you! (wow, someone actually likes my gallery...)

I'm fine, and you?

Really beautiful gallery you have.How are you doing?

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-Ita alright to be in SANE!!!
"The arguments against insanity fall through with a soft shirring sound;
these are the sounds of dead voices on dead records.."-Stephen King,Liseys Story

(you Bad Gunky Whoredog!)
Fridge pickers wear bigger knickers!!!!

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Those who are scared, are afraid to loose that which has meaning.
Those without fear, have nothing to loose.
Those who fear death, have something to live for.

_{I'm not afraid to die, are you?}

~PolicyRapistNoMore